|Acceptable gift for Happy|
If the Momma is feeling particularly nice, there might be a sirloin roast for dinner, followed by Key Lime pie for dessert (ew).
|Make a note:Not okay|
for Happy Pappy Day.
At this time, teenagers should refrain from asking for funding, demanding keys to a vehicle, taking all the hot water in the shower, talking on the phone for hours, and drama queen activities. Also, it might be a good idea for daughters in the fam to postpone the meeting of the new boyfriend who has the long hair and the Harley until after Happy Pappy Day. It's never good when the Daddy feels the urge to get out the 12 gauge, and is consequently arrested for intent to cause bodily harm.
The Momma should attempt to hide her irritation with the fact that she just washed dishes and there are now 37 different dirty bowls, plates, and cups because the Daddy needed snacks for The Race. There should be no long-suffering, high decibel sighing happening when she does the laundry and has to deal with skid marks. Yet again.
|Do the laundry with a smile. Or at least, a|
Disclaimer: These are not the suggestions of an educated professional. These suggestions should not be used in lieu of proper medical attention. These suggestions have not been approved by the FDA. Consult your physician before beginning any exercise routine. Do not discontinue taking medication without medical supervision.
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