If It Please The Court..

Today, I will attend/testify in court. Out of state. In my sweats. From the comfort of my own home. While drinking coffee. I love court over the phone. I get to be respectful and professional and stuff, all while feeling like I'm getting away with something because I'm not wearing a skirt, hose, or heels. I don't even need a paralegal certification, though it could be an interesting career move.  I'm not nervous, running late, or cursing myself because I left information behind. And I may or may not have had a shower yet this morning. All court appearances should be like this.

There is this one issue though... twinnies that have been screaming at each other since 7:30 am (it's now 10:00am). And, if I don't find something to bribe them with quickly, this could be bad. And, it is a little more difficult to remember that I am in court, and must therefore do the "Yes, your Honor" and "I do"  thing.

Tomorrow? A real blog post, to make up for this one. Have a great day, y'all!